Around the corner from Winco is a billboard. It's huge, and I see it often. The picture shows two attractive women, smiling big, looking good and really joyful. The message is printed below their picture.
SCHEDULE YOUR NEXT MAMMOGRAM PARTY TODAY.
Yeah, last time I went for a mammogram it was a real party.
Election time is fast approaching. Lots of campaign signs on the street corners. My favorite: Elect Sue Chew
The other day I heard a woman read a scripture about the "condensation" of Jesus. Oh dear.
I had a diet, caffeine-free Pepsi yesterday. Pepsico makes three claims about that drink. I make one.
Theirs:
no cal
no carb
no sug
Mine:
no good
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