Things I Could Have Said At the Reunion

To Mel Korobkin, who had just told me I was his token Mormon those many years ago: You were not my token Jew.

To Neal Treadwell, perennial tough guy: Good grief, Neal, you are your dad, right down to the false teeth.

To Vince Guercio, perennial toughest guy ever: You really don't look good.

To Bob Goon: You were never nearly the father of my children.